Teen Week is everyone’s favorite week on Jeopardy. Generally, this can be attributed to the fact that the difficulty level of the questions makes everyone over the age of 18 feel like a Rhodes Scholar. But last week, in addition to a heightened sense of self-worth, viewers were introduced to one Haley “How YOU Doin” Batz, easily the hottest contestant your Uncle Grambo has seen on Jeops in recent mems. Not sure why it is that the “adult” female competitors on the show are usually so shrewish, but it was refreshing to see that the good ole US of A is still capable of churning out hotties with brains.

Unfortch, our gal didn’t make it into this week’s Semi-Final round. Still, your Uncle Grambo (along with Alex Trebek’s pants) would like to salute Miss Batz and wish her all the best at university next fall. And if you find yourself in need for a distinguished date to your first semi-forms, you know who to text. Bovs.