I think you’re all fucked in the head. We’re 10 hours from the fuckin’ fun park and you want to bail out. Well I’ll tell you something, this is no longer a vacation, it’s a quest. It’s a quest for fun! I’m gonna have fun and you’re gonna have fun. We’re all gonna have so much fuckin’ fun we’ll need plastic surgery to remove our god damn smiles! You’ll be whistin’ “Zip-A-Dee-Do-Dah” out of your assholes. I gotta be crazy, I’m on a pilgrimage to see a moose. PRAISE MARTY MOOSE! Holy SHIT.

Best monologue evs? Obvs.