This is one of the only times that your Uncle Grambo ever wished that he lived in Zooropa. Kitty Purry 4EVA.
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Posted 3 days ago on November 5 2009
This is one of the only times that your Uncle Grambo ever wished that he lived in Zooropa. Kitty Purry 4EVA.
Posted 4 days ago on November 4 2009
I don’t even care that these are women’s shoes, I’m buying a pair of Reebok EasyTone shoes like NOW. Jessica Felice, where you been all my life? You make the Mercury Girl look like Mrs. Butterworth.
Posted 5 days ago on November 3 2009
I met John Hodgman after the “Bored To Death” panel at the Paley Center last night. He was cool enough to answer a few questions of mine, and we talked about topics as varied as why it isn’t cool to make fun of Jessica Lange and who he’d like to see host the Oscars this year.
Posted 6 days ago on November 2 2009
Posted 1 week ago on October 30 2009
An Ewok that moonwalks AND humps Al Roker’s leg? Thank you Today Show. My day is complete.
What she said.
Your Uncle Grambo was just doing some idle research about the “Monster Mash” on Wikipedia when I discovered that Bobby “Boris” Pickett recorded a brand new version of his classic song in 2006. Only this time around, he made the lyrics about global warming! TRUE STORY! It’s called … wait for it … “Climate Mash”! GENIUS.
Posted 1 week ago on October 28 2009
Who’s the better cameo appearance: Harlem Globetrotters, Nate Dogg, Billy Preston, or Danny Trejo? Or…….
via upnorthtrip
I totally remember this episode. Surprise fact about your Uncle Grambo? I’ve always resented the Harlem Globetrotters. My pops took me to see them play the Generals at Joe Louis Arena back in the late seventies/early eighties and we had awesome seats. I couldn’t have been any older than seven or eight years old at the time. Anyway, as small children are wont to do at sporting events, I was way more into eating food than I was about watching the game. So I ordered (or, more accurately, my dad ordered) an ice cream bar and, wouldn’t you know it, motherfucking Meadowlark Lemon came into the stands and TOOK IT FROM ME! He proceeded to make a spectacle of eating the ice cream bar in front of me and the crowd went nuts. Being the macho man that I was (and am!), I resisted the urge to cry. But I sure wanted to.
Anyway, this whole episode lasted but a few seconds, and the ice cream man quickly comped me another bar just moments later. Still, I carry that moment with me to this very day. And I will always root against the Globetrotters because of it. Well, except those two dudes on The Amazing Race 15. They’re pretty tits.
(via goldenfiddle)
Personally, I can’t think of a better way to spend $8.99 than buying a toothbrush designed by the one and only Fiddler. Except, maybe, if I could find someone willing to sell me a bump of crystal meth for that price that I could then donate to Andre Agassi.
Posted 1 week ago on October 27 2009
When are you Twilight fanatics going to learn that he’s more than just a piece of meat?
